The Bucket O&#39; Nothing

I object. This meme does not take the needs of those of us who do not like hot drinks into consideration. I am hurt and offended, and feel there should be an option for "or a nice glass of squash".

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Well, if you *want* to have squash I'm sure you can change it yourself, but isn't that missing the point? It's not like anyone else has done that when reposting it, after all. Would you want to break the meme chain and have hordes of angry squirrels descend on you and everyone you loved?

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Ah. So not only do you wish me to conform to your ideal version of tea-drinking reality, but you're threatening my family? I wish I could say I'd thought better of you.

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They're not *my* squirrels, you do what you want against them.

Besides, I hear they can be bought off with biscuits.

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I FIND YOUR HOSTILE ATTITUDE DISTRESSING AND THE SUGGESTION THAT I SHOULD HAVE TO PAY TO LIVE MY LIFESTYLE OF CHOICE TO BE CHILDISH AND UNFAIR.

P.S. IF THEY ARE NOT YOUR SQUIRRELS HOW DID YOU GET THAT STASH OF BOURBONS? I HAVE ACCESS TO RADIOLABELLING TECHNOLOGY, YOU KNOW

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Ah ha, so you admit that you have been TRACKING MY BISCUITS!

I was going to ask if we could agree to disagree, and consider that each other's points might have some validity, but BISCUIT TRACKING IS SOMETHING UP WITH WHICH I WILL NOT PUT.

P.S. THOSE BOURBONS WERE JUST RESTING IN MY ACCOUNT HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH HERESY

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ONLY PEOPLE WITH SOMETHING TO HIDE OBJECT TO BISCUIT TRACKING. WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, BOUTEILLEBLEU? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

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YES THERE IS AND IT IS YOU

SO WE SHOULD DO THAT

SOON

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DUDE YOUR ICON IS SO AWESOME

IT PUTS ME IN MIND OF JEPH JACQUES' YELLING BIRD

AND HOW IT SHOULD BE SHUT UP

BY ARROGANTLY OVEREXTENDING A BUBBLEGUM BUBBLE TOO FAR

BECAUSE IT IS A TWAT

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I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

BUT FUCKING AWESOME

LET'S BE FRIENDS

BECAUSE I LIKE YOU

WITH MY PENIS

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Lupie, this is Felix. You may remember him from last year's 3YGB where he played a shaman. He lives in Durham.

Felix, this is Lupie. You may remember them from last year's 3YGB where they played a Lightist called Schneider (did I spell that right? if not I FAIL) who got eaten by the flaming swog. They live in Cambridge.

Also, have some cake and yelling birds. :)

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HI FELIX

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Yes, I remember the Lupie :D

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rjw76

nomnomnom tasty Lightist nomnom

Erm, the swog killed them and I ATE THEM with my FIERY SOUL-STEALING. Uh.

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I STILL HAVE TO PUT UP WITH SCHNEIDER WAFTING THOUGH THE FRONT AND ANGSTING CRYPTICALLY FROM TIME TO TIME

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH

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rjw76

NOM NOM NOM

(that is to date the only time in my life I have ever been called a c**t :p)

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I'd take it as a badge of honour. ;)

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I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, LUPIE

AND SO DOES THIS BIRD

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OH MY FUCK

THAT IS THE BEST BIRD EVER

I AM SORRY I DON'T REMEMBER YOU

I HAVE LIKE A DEFICIENCY OF SOME BRAIN PART OR SOMETHING

BUT IT'S OKAY, I MAKE UP FOR IT BY TYPING IN ALLCAPS AND HITTING ON PEOPLE AND MAKING THEM MILDLY UNCOMFORTABLE BY THEIR INABILITY TO FIGURE OUT IF I HAVE A PENIS OR NOT

IT'S PRETTY FUNKY

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THERE IS MORE

IT IS FINE I WAS MOSTLY CONFUSED AND ALSO MANY DIFFERENT MONSTERS BECAUSE ALTHOUGH I AM A GODLIKE KNIFE-FIGHTER I AM RUBBISH AT SNEAKING IN THE DARK AND GOT FREQUENTLY KILLED

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THE YELLING BIRD IS THE FINEST THING ON THE INTERNET

EXCEPT ME

OOH GET ME AND MY SNEAKY SELF-PROMOTION

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OMG I ALSO WORK SURROUNDED BY KITKATS.

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IT IS THE BEST EVER Y/Y

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Y

ALSO YOUR ART, IT IS SUPERB

BUT NOT AS FUNNY AS THIS

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THANK YOU :D

OH MY GOD I WANT ONE OF THOSE

AS A TANK DISGUISE

WITH THE TANK NOZZLE COMING OUT OF LIKE HIS EYE SOCKET OR SOMETHING

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DUDE I CAN TOTALLY SEE YOU DISGUISED AS THAT

ROLLING DOWN THE INTERSTATE

TAKING CONGRESS BY SURPRISE

I MUST WORK NOW, BUT IT HAS BEEN NICE CHATTING

FINALLY, JUSTICE

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Yay, an Lupie!

I have not forgotten about the makeup suggestion! But it has been a busy fortnight and I am rubbish.

I am free all evenings this week from now on, I believe. Would any of these evenings be good to meet up and have tea and cake and facepaint and perfumes?

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A NISOBEL

Yeah! Okay, er, how abouuuuuut... Tuesday? I like Tuesdays.

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Unfortunately Tuesday is the only day of the week I don't have free (due to D&D-ination, which is currently "we wander through a dungeon making 'your mum' jokes, particularly weird when Nick and I are playing cousins, and almost die in every encounter").

Also Tuesday is next week. But next week is good too! It's just that Tuesdays are the days I'm not free. :(

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Then how about Wed Nes Day? :)

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Wed Nes Day works! When and where?

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Erm, after work o'clock (7pm?) at mine? When's best? I CAN FEED YOU

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That works nicely, I can cycle round and stuff.

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Super! :D SAWTID

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OH. SO YOU ARE GLAD TO SEE THE RIBENA-DRINKING MINORITY BEING OPPRESSED?

TEAFASCIST.

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RIBENA-DRINKING IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT AND SHOULD NOT BE CONTAMINATED BY BISCUITS, ESPECIALLY BLASPHEMOUS BOURBONS

That said I do ~~on occasion~~ frequently drink my Ribena with tabasco so I'm not really one to talk.

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YOU ARE WRONG AND SHOULD NOT EXIST RIBENA IS ONLY TO BE DRUNK WITH MILK THAT IS ALL

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