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bouteillebleu) wrote2009-08-27 09:22 am
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Memetic subversion
(Expropriating memes is fun.)
If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, sit down, offer a biscuit or some cake, prepare some tea for, then have tea and conversation with until the teapot is empty, then wait until you've brewed another pot and do it all over again, then repost this sentence in your journal.
If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, sit down, offer a biscuit or some cake, prepare some tea for, then have tea and conversation with until the teapot is empty, then wait until you've brewed another pot and do it all over again, then repost this sentence in your journal.
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Besides, I hear they can be bought off with biscuits.
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P.S. IF THEY ARE NOT YOUR SQUIRRELS HOW DID YOU GET THAT STASH OF BOURBONS? I HAVE ACCESS TO RADIOLABELLING TECHNOLOGY, YOU KNOW
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I was going to ask if we could agree to disagree, and consider that each other's points might have some validity, but BISCUIT TRACKING IS SOMETHING UP WITH WHICH I WILL NOT PUT.
P.S. THOSE BOURBONS WERE JUST RESTING IN MY ACCOUNT HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH HERESY
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SO WE SHOULD DO THAT
SOON
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IT PUTS ME IN MIND OF JEPH JACQUES' YELLING BIRD
AND HOW IT SHOULD BE SHUT UP
BY ARROGANTLY OVEREXTENDING A BUBBLEGUM BUBBLE TOO FAR
BECAUSE IT IS A TWAT
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BUT FUCKING AWESOME
LET'S BE FRIENDS
BECAUSE I LIKE YOU
WITH MY PENIS
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Felix, this is Lupie. You may remember them from last year's 3YGB where they played a Lightist called Schneider (did I spell that right? if not I FAIL) who got eaten by the flaming swog. They live in Cambridge.
Also, have some cake and yelling birds. :)
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Erm, the swog killed them and I ATE THEM with my FIERY SOUL-STEALING. Uh.
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SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
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(that is to date the only time in my life I have ever been called a c**t :p)
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AND SO DOES THIS BIRD
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THAT IS THE BEST BIRD EVER
I AM SORRY I DON'T REMEMBER YOU
I HAVE LIKE A DEFICIENCY OF SOME BRAIN PART OR SOMETHING
BUT IT'S OKAY, I MAKE UP FOR IT BY TYPING IN ALLCAPS AND HITTING ON PEOPLE AND MAKING THEM MILDLY UNCOMFORTABLE BY THEIR INABILITY TO FIGURE OUT IF I HAVE A PENIS OR NOT
IT'S PRETTY FUNKY
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IT IS FINE I WAS MOSTLY CONFUSED AND ALSO MANY DIFFERENT MONSTERS BECAUSE ALTHOUGH I AM A GODLIKE KNIFE-FIGHTER I AM RUBBISH AT SNEAKING IN THE DARK AND GOT FREQUENTLY KILLED
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EXCEPT ME
OOH GET ME AND MY SNEAKY SELF-PROMOTION
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ALSO YOUR ART, IT IS SUPERB
BUT NOT AS FUNNY AS THIS
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OH MY GOD I WANT ONE OF THOSE
AS A TANK DISGUISE
WITH THE TANK NOZZLE COMING OUT OF LIKE HIS EYE SOCKET OR SOMETHING
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ROLLING DOWN THE INTERSTATE
TAKING CONGRESS BY SURPRISE
I MUST WORK NOW, BUT IT HAS BEEN NICE CHATTING
FINALLY, JUSTICE
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I have not forgotten about the makeup suggestion! But it has been a busy fortnight and I am rubbish.
I am free all evenings this week from now on, I believe. Would any of these evenings be good to meet up and have tea and cake and facepaint and perfumes?
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Yeah! Okay, er, how abouuuuuut... Tuesday? I like Tuesdays.
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Also Tuesday is next week. But next week is good too! It's just that Tuesdays are the days I'm not free. :(
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TEAFASCIST.
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That said I do
on occasionfrequently drink my Ribena with tabasco so I'm not really one to talk.no subject
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WITH MILK
ARE YOU AN APOSTATE, SIR
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT PART OF MY CHURCH WITH THIS MILK-BASED BLASPHEMY
HARRUMPH, MILK INDEED
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YOU ARE WRONG
THERE IS ONLY MILK
OR WATER, IF THERE IS NO MILK
BUT OTHERWISE, THERE CAN ONLY BE MILK
FOR, LIKE BISCUITS, YOUR TABASCO SHOULD NEVER BE COMBINED WITH RIBENA, AND THOSE WHO WOULD COMMIT THIS CRIME SHOULD BE SENTENCED TO PUNISHMENT MOST HORRIBLE
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