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bouteillebleu ([personal profile] bouteillebleu) wrote2009-08-27 09:22 am

Memetic subversion

(Expropriating memes is fun.)

If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, sit down, offer a biscuit or some cake, prepare some tea for, then have tea and conversation with until the teapot is empty, then wait until you've brewed another pot and do it all over again, then repost this sentence in your journal.

[identity profile] lady-dinosaurus.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
I object. This meme does not take the needs of those of us who do not like hot drinks into consideration. I am hurt and offended, and feel there should be an option for "or a nice glass of squash".

[identity profile] bouteillebleu.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if you *want* to have squash I'm sure you can change it yourself, but isn't that missing the point? It's not like anyone else has done that when reposting it, after all. Would you want to break the meme chain and have hordes of angry squirrels descend on you and everyone you loved?

[identity profile] lady-dinosaurus.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. So not only do you wish me to conform to your ideal version of tea-drinking reality, but you're threatening my family? I wish I could say I'd thought better of you.

[identity profile] bouteillebleu.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
They're not *my* squirrels, you do what you want against them.

Besides, I hear they can be bought off with biscuits.

[identity profile] lady-dinosaurus.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
I FIND YOUR HOSTILE ATTITUDE DISTRESSING AND THE SUGGESTION THAT I SHOULD HAVE TO PAY TO LIVE MY LIFESTYLE OF CHOICE TO BE CHILDISH AND UNFAIR.

P.S. IF THEY ARE NOT YOUR SQUIRRELS HOW DID YOU GET THAT STASH OF BOURBONS? I HAVE ACCESS TO RADIOLABELLING TECHNOLOGY, YOU KNOW

[identity profile] bouteillebleu.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
Ah ha, so you admit that you have been TRACKING MY BISCUITS!

I was going to ask if we could agree to disagree, and consider that each other's points might have some validity, but BISCUIT TRACKING IS SOMETHING UP WITH WHICH I WILL NOT PUT.

P.S. THOSE BOURBONS WERE JUST RESTING IN MY ACCOUNT HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH HERESY

[identity profile] lady-dinosaurus.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
ONLY PEOPLE WITH SOMETHING TO HIDE OBJECT TO BISCUIT TRACKING. WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, BOUTEILLEBLEU? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

[identity profile] lupie-stardust.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
YES THERE IS AND IT IS YOU

SO WE SHOULD DO THAT

SOON

[identity profile] marcus-felix.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
DUDE YOUR ICON IS SO AWESOME

IT PUTS ME IN MIND OF JEPH JACQUES' YELLING BIRD

AND HOW IT SHOULD BE SHUT UP

BY ARROGANTLY OVEREXTENDING A BUBBLEGUM BUBBLE TOO FAR

BECAUSE IT IS A TWAT

[identity profile] lupie-stardust.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

BUT FUCKING AWESOME

LET'S BE FRIENDS

BECAUSE I LIKE YOU

WITH MY PENIS

[identity profile] bouteillebleu.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
Lupie, this is Felix. You may remember him from last year's 3YGB where he played a shaman. He lives in Durham.

Felix, this is Lupie. You may remember them from last year's 3YGB where they played a Lightist called Schneider (did I spell that right? if not I FAIL) who got eaten by the flaming swog. They live in Cambridge.

Also, have some cake and yelling birds. :)

[identity profile] lupie-stardust.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
HI FELIX

[identity profile] marcus-felix.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I remember the Lupie :D

[personal profile] rjw76 2009-08-27 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
nomnomnom tasty Lightist nomnom

Erm, the swog killed them and I ATE THEM with my FIERY SOUL-STEALING. Uh.

[identity profile] lupie-stardust.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
I STILL HAVE TO PUT UP WITH SCHNEIDER WAFTING THOUGH THE FRONT AND ANGSTING CRYPTICALLY FROM TIME TO TIME

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH

[personal profile] rjw76 2009-08-27 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
NOM NOM NOM

(that is to date the only time in my life I have ever been called a c**t :p)

[identity profile] lupie-stardust.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'd take it as a badge of honour. ;)

[identity profile] lupie-stardust.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
OH MY FUCK

THAT IS THE BEST BIRD EVER

I AM SORRY I DON'T REMEMBER YOU

I HAVE LIKE A DEFICIENCY OF SOME BRAIN PART OR SOMETHING

BUT IT'S OKAY, I MAKE UP FOR IT BY TYPING IN ALLCAPS AND HITTING ON PEOPLE AND MAKING THEM MILDLY UNCOMFORTABLE BY THEIR INABILITY TO FIGURE OUT IF I HAVE A PENIS OR NOT

IT'S PRETTY FUNKY

[identity profile] marcus-felix.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
THERE IS MORE

IT IS FINE I WAS MOSTLY CONFUSED AND ALSO MANY DIFFERENT MONSTERS BECAUSE ALTHOUGH I AM A GODLIKE KNIFE-FIGHTER I AM RUBBISH AT SNEAKING IN THE DARK AND GOT FREQUENTLY KILLED

[identity profile] marcus-felix.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
OMG I ALSO WORK SURROUNDED BY KITKATS.

[identity profile] marcus-felix.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
Y

ALSO YOUR ART, IT IS SUPERB

BUT NOT AS FUNNY AS THIS

[identity profile] lupie-stardust.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
THANK YOU :D

OH MY GOD I WANT ONE OF THOSE

AS A TANK DISGUISE

WITH THE TANK NOZZLE COMING OUT OF LIKE HIS EYE SOCKET OR SOMETHING

[identity profile] marcus-felix.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
DUDE I CAN TOTALLY SEE YOU DISGUISED AS THAT

ROLLING DOWN THE INTERSTATE

TAKING CONGRESS BY SURPRISE

I MUST WORK NOW, BUT IT HAS BEEN NICE CHATTING

FINALLY, JUSTICE

[identity profile] bouteillebleu.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yay, an Lupie!

I have not forgotten about the makeup suggestion! But it has been a busy fortnight and I am rubbish.

I am free all evenings this week from now on, I believe. Would any of these evenings be good to meet up and have tea and cake and facepaint and perfumes?

[identity profile] lupie-stardust.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
A NISOBEL

Yeah! Okay, er, how abouuuuuut... Tuesday? I like Tuesdays.

[identity profile] bouteillebleu.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately Tuesday is the only day of the week I don't have free (due to D&D-ination, which is currently "we wander through a dungeon making 'your mum' jokes, particularly weird when Nick and I are playing cousins, and almost die in every encounter").

Also Tuesday is next week. But next week is good too! It's just that Tuesdays are the days I'm not free. :(

[identity profile] lupie-stardust.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
Then how about Wed Nes Day? :)

[identity profile] bouteillebleu.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
Wed Nes Day works! When and where?

[identity profile] lupie-stardust.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
Erm, after work o'clock (7pm?) at mine? When's best? I CAN FEED YOU

[identity profile] bouteillebleu.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
That works nicely, I can cycle round and stuff.

[identity profile] lupie-stardust.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
Super! :D SAWTID
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[identity profile] lady-dinosaurus.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 10:53 am (UTC)(link)
OH. SO YOU ARE GLAD TO SEE THE RIBENA-DRINKING MINORITY BEING OPPRESSED?

TEAFASCIST.

[identity profile] bouteillebleu.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
RIBENA-DRINKING IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT AND SHOULD NOT BE CONTAMINATED BY BISCUITS, ESPECIALLY BLASPHEMOUS BOURBONS

That said I do on occasion frequently drink my Ribena with tabasco so I'm not really one to talk.

[identity profile] logmplus1.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU ARE WRONG AND SHOULD NOT EXIST RIBENA IS ONLY TO BE DRUNK WITH MILK THAT IS ALL

[identity profile] bouteillebleu.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT

WITH MILK

ARE YOU AN APOSTATE, SIR

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT PART OF MY CHURCH WITH THIS MILK-BASED BLASPHEMY

HARRUMPH, MILK INDEED

[identity profile] logmplus1.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU IMPLY THAT I ONCE ENGAGED IN YOUR HERESY OF TABASCO AND HAVE NOW CONVERTED TO THE TRUE PATH

YOU ARE WRONG

THERE IS ONLY MILK

OR WATER, IF THERE IS NO MILK

BUT OTHERWISE, THERE CAN ONLY BE MILK

FOR, LIKE BISCUITS, YOUR TABASCO SHOULD NEVER BE COMBINED WITH RIBENA, AND THOSE WHO WOULD COMMIT THIS CRIME SHOULD BE SENTENCED TO PUNISHMENT MOST HORRIBLE

[identity profile] lady-dinosaurus.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
MILK?!? IN RIBENA?!? I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I TAKE SO MUCH GLEE IN DESTROYING YOUR CHARACTERS. THIS KIND OF DEVIANCE CANNOT BE TOLERATED.

[identity profile] logmplus1.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK!

[identity profile] marcus-felix.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
Inspired by [livejournal.com profile] slasheuse. Powered by [livejournal.com profile] lupie_stardust.

[identity profile] lupie-stardust.livejournal.com 2009-09-01 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
This is because I am an epic piece of joy and wonder that adds approximately 434986309560935486094% more FFFFFFFFFFFF to the internet.

Y/Y