Memetic subversion

[bouteillebleu]

(Expropriating memes is fun.)

If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, sit down, offer a biscuit or some cake, prepare some tea for, then have tea and conversation with until the teapot is empty, then wait until you've brewed another pot and do it all over again, then repost this sentence in your journal.

Comments

[bouteillebleu.livejournal.com]

RIBENA-DRINKING IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT AND SHOULD NOT BE CONTAMINATED BY BISCUITS, ESPECIALLY BLASPHEMOUS BOURBONS

That said I do on occasion frequently drink my Ribena with tabasco so I'm not really one to talk.

[logmplus1.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE WRONG AND SHOULD NOT EXIST RIBENA IS ONLY TO BE DRUNK WITH MILK THAT IS ALL

[bouteillebleu.livejournal.com]

WHAT

WITH MILK

ARE YOU AN APOSTATE, SIR

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT PART OF MY CHURCH WITH THIS MILK-BASED BLASPHEMY

HARRUMPH, MILK INDEED

[logmplus1.livejournal.com]

YOU IMPLY THAT I ONCE ENGAGED IN YOUR HERESY OF TABASCO AND HAVE NOW CONVERTED TO THE TRUE PATH

YOU ARE WRONG

THERE IS ONLY MILK

OR WATER, IF THERE IS NO MILK

BUT OTHERWISE, THERE CAN ONLY BE MILK

FOR, LIKE BISCUITS, YOUR TABASCO SHOULD NEVER BE COMBINED WITH RIBENA, AND THOSE WHO WOULD COMMIT THIS CRIME SHOULD BE SENTENCED TO PUNISHMENT MOST HORRIBLE

[lady-dinosaurus.livejournal.com]

MILK?!? IN RIBENA?!? I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I TAKE SO MUCH GLEE IN DESTROYING YOUR CHARACTERS. THIS KIND OF DEVIANCE CANNOT BE TOLERATED.

[logmplus1.livejournal.com]

IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK!